Mastersons Bar in Moonee Ponds is an unsatisfactory place to hang out, in my opinion. The atmosphere is lackluster, and the decor is stale and uninviting. The seating arrangements are crowded, and the lighting is poor, making it difficult to read the menu.
The food menu at Mastersons Bar is nothing special, and the dishes are subpar in quality. I found the food to be unappetizing and unappealing, and the portions were not worth the cost. The burger was overcooked, the fries were greasy, and the salad was wilted. The only thing that seemed decent was the loaded fries, but even they were just average.
Additionally, the service was unprofessional, and the staff was inattentive or helpful. They seemed uninterested in providing good service, and it took forever to get our food and drinks. When we finally received our order, it was cold and unappetizing. The staff seemed to be more focused on chatting with each other than serving the customers.
The drinks at Mastersons Bar are nothing special either. The selection is constrained, and the quality is average at best. The cocktails lacked any originality, and the beer selection was underwhelming. The bartenders seemed inexperienced and had a hard time making even the most basic drinks.
To make matters worse, the live music performance that we were promised turned out to be a tedious solo act, with the musician struggling to play the guitar and mastersons singing with no passion. The ear-splitting volume of the music compelled everyone to shout, making it impossible to have a conversation. It seemed like the musician was uninterested, more info just phoning it in. The disenchanted audience had no choice but to endure the subpar performance, wondering if it was all worth it.
Overall, my experience at Mastersons Bar was extremely substandard. The dreary atmosphere, mediocre food, watered-down drinks, and negligent service were all below par, and I wouldn't suggest it as a viable option. There are superior options in Moonee Ponds that offer a better bang for your buck. I was thoroughly disappointed and will not be returning at all expenses.